Man need­ing help: I need to get my pass­port re­newed be­fore I leave for a trip out of the coun­try next week.
La­dy at post of­fice: We can ex­pe­dite it, and you can have your new pass­port in two weeks.
Man need­ing help: But I’ll be back from my trip to Mex­i­co in less than two weeks.
La­dy at post of­fice: Well, we can ex­pe­dite it and you’ll get your pass­port back in two weeks.

–Post Of­fice, Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: Adam Lazarus