Club boy #1: So you must tell me: how was posh last night?
Club boy #2: Oh, I don’t know. I’m not re­al­ly sure what hap­pened, but at some point some­one, um, bit my nip­ple and ever since, it just, um, has­n’t been the same.

–53rd & 9th

Over­heard by: An­drew L