10-year-old girl, looking at jack‑o’-lantern: Look at Mr Pumpkinhead!
8‑year-old girl: It’s rude to call someone “pumpkinhead.“
10-year-old girl: It’s not rude, he ain’t got no legs!
8‑year-old girl, singing to herself: Touch my money, I’ll break your face…

–Pathmark, 145th St