Tourist to another, looking at Ellis Island: Look, there is Alcatraz!
–Staten Island Ferry
Little tourist girl to dad: Why are there so many brown people in this city?
–Lexington & 59th St
Tourist: We have made it to the center of the earth!
Overheard by: Lance Torres
Tourist: Wow! Times Square is really busy tonight.
Overheard by: erkala
Teenage tourist: Soooo… It’s like a little bus… On rails… That goes in a tunnel?
–42nd & 7th