Woman on cell: I would totally bind my feet for a good pair of shoes if they didn’t have them in my size.

–Queens Boulevard

Passing hobo to girl with violin case: You have very nice boots… for a musician.

–85^th & Columbus

Overheard by: cisium

Lady on cell: Go to the bathroom? Put our shoes on? On my god!

–113^th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Ladle

Drunk woman: I’ve been wearing high heels so long, my uterus is tilted!

–PATH

Overheard by: Best line I heard all night

Woman complaining on phone: He’s wearing high-heels, and it’s raining!

–2^nd Ave & 12^th St

Overheard by: Thommy Tuff Nutz