Woman on cell: I would totally bind my feet for a good pair of shoes if they didn’t have them in my size.
Passing hobo to girl with violin case: You have very nice boots… for a musician.
–85th & Columbus
Overheard by: cisium
Lady on cell: Go to the bathroom? Put our shoes on? On my god!
–113th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Ladle
Drunk woman: I’ve been wearing high heels so long, my uterus is tilted!
Overheard by: Best line I heard all night
Woman complaining on phone: He’s wearing high-heels, and it’s raining!
–2nd Ave & 12th St
Overheard by: Thommy Tuff Nutz
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