El­der­ly woman: Come on now, we’re dis­em­boat­ing…
Sassy son: “Dis­em­boat­ing”? How about “dis­em­bark­ing”? What are they teach­ing you at the home, Eng­lish for Amer­i­cans?

–Fer­ry to Gov­er­nors Is­land

Over­heard by: Loves to Dis­em­boat and her col­league, Chron­ic Dis­em­boater