Chulo #1: What sign are you?
Chula: Aries. You?
Chulo #2: Asshole. That’s his sign: asshole.
Chulo #1: Naw, man. It’s cancer.
Chulo #2: Why do so many people believe in that astrology shit?
Chulo #1: Because it’s true!
Chula: It’s so true. I’ve got all the personality traits. Like, I think I know everything. I get along real well with Leos, we’re all bossy together. What sign are you?
Chulo #2: Scorpio.
(chula and chulo #1 laugh knowingly)
Chula: Oh, yeah, you know what that means. You’re a lover.
Chulo #2: Ha ha, yeah?
Chula: You see someone and like that, you’re in love. And then, two weeks later, you don’t want nothing to do with her.
Chulo #2: Um… No… I mean, not really…
Chulo #1: Yeah, man, it’s all true. Written in the stars.
–Downtown A Train
Overheard by: Rose Fox