Crazy guy run­ning up to ran­dom stu­dent: I go to this guy for those peanuts they sell on the side of the street, I say “how much?” He tells me $1.50, so I start walk­ing away, and he says one dol­lar. I went to state pen for ten years, and this is how I get treat­ed?
Stu­dent: It’s just peanuts man, you got­ta let it go.

–59th St & Lex­ing­ton