Bar­tender to 20-some­thing man: What’s your name? I’ll start a tab.
20-some­thing man: Oliv­er.
Old man at bar: Oliv­er Twist… Peo­ple ever call you Oliv­er Twist? (laughs)
20-some­thing man: Old peo­ple al­ways do. New­er peo­ple don’t.

–Piz­zaria, 86th & 3rd

Over­heard by: kat