Met­al­head #1, hold­ing ice cream with fruit punch stain: Shit, am I bleed­ing?
Met­al­head #2: Uh­hh… No.
Met­al­head #1: Then why is my ice cream red?
Met­al­head #3: Dude, you’re eat­ing ice cream and drink­ing Hawai­ian Punch.

–Irv­ing Plaza

Over­heard by: A met­al­head