Guido: It just depends where you put your penis.
–South Street Seaport
Guido on cell: Can I get a blowjob with that too? (pause) Mmmm ‚yeah. Where are you right now?
Overheard by: Ferch
Guido: I’m about to go back to Men’s Warehouse and be like, “what the fuck?”
–51st St & Park Ave
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Puerto Rican girl: That’s it! Koreans are like Asian Guidos! Except they don’t tan…
–59th & 10th
Overheard by: shawn