Fat girl to her­self: Walk by the cakes, walk by the cakes.

–Grand Cen­tral

Sales guy: We’ve got your whale, now you want to get a cup­cake?

–FAO Schwartz

Col­lege girl to friend: Yay! Some­one is guard­ing the queer cup­cakes!

–Lern­er Hall, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Lit­tle girl: I want ice cream! (moth­er keeps walk­ing) You’re fired!

–125th St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Rose Fox