Up­right bassist: I want a re­al­ly hot girl­friend who’s like The Giv­ing Tree, y’­know, by Shel Sil­ver­stein.
More up­right gui­tarist: Like, who gives and gives and nev­er wants in re­turn? Get re­al, man.
Bassist: I can dream, man.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: The Glump