Va­pid girl: It’s like how some peo­ple go on long runs to train for marathons. I eat cheese to con­di­tion my stom­ach for when I don’t eat ve­g­an.
Neigh­bor­ing din­er to girl­friend: The world will a much bet­ter place once we start eat­ing peo­ple like her.

–At­las Cafe, 2nd Ave