Pret­ty girl at ham­burg­er ex­hi­bi­tion: Wait, it’s got pork in it? Do you even eat pork?
(pause) I mean… Not be­cause you’re Jew­ish, I just thought you did­n’t eat pork for some rea­son.
Tall male friend: I eat pork.

–Laun­dro­mat Gallery, Bush­wick