Woman #1, push­ing stroller: Where are all the Hal­loween dec­o­ra­tions?
Woman #2: Hal­loween? It’s like… Oc­to­ber 5th. Is­n’t it a lit­tle ear­ly for Hal­loween?

–Christ­mas Dec­o­ra­tions Aisle, Michael’s Crafts, Colum­bus Ave

Over­heard by: Fi­ammet­ta