Catholic schoolgirls coming out of subway station, in unison: All those nuns care about is fucking us!
–Canal & Varick
Girl on phone, mocking tone: Oh, he’s at church, huh? I don’t know why he goes to church, he’s going to hell anyway, ain’t no room for a Blood in heaven!
Woman: I wanted to raise them Quaker; I just never got around to it.
Overheard by: Aaron
Old lady: Well, she’s a bitch to say she’s religious!