Pimp to player across the street: Yo! Stay over there, this side’s for pimps and that side’s for players. I’m a pimp. Lemme show you that pimp walk! (starts walking down the street, gets to player) How you like that, playa? That’s how we do it, pimp style.
–115th & 7th, Harlem
Overheard by: beeloo
Female college student: Valentine’s Day? Girl, pimps don’t do Valentine’s.
Girl on cell: I feel like a pimp, I say hi to everybody.
–86th & 4th, Brooklyn
Elderly man to even more elderly man: I’m gonna pimp-slap you right down on the street!