Teenager #1: Aw, that guy was so cute! He’d better be there when I go return my skates.
Teenager #2: You should find out his number or something.
Teenager #1: Nah, that’s too awkward.
Teenager #2: Just ask his name from one of the other workers, and say you wanna report him to the manager… But then really just stalk him on Facebook!
–Ice Skating Rink, Bryant Park
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