Guy #1: I just don’t like the look of the out­ie. And some­times she rubs it against me, it creeps me out!
Guy #2: Dude, she’s fuckin’ hot! And you’re com­plain­ing when she rubs against you?
Guy #1: No, no, no–she’s not rub­bing against me, she’s rub­bing the out­ie against me–big dif­fer­ence! And she’s on­ly do­ing it to creep me out, ’cause she thinks it’s fun­ny.

–6 Train