NYU student to another: I haven't been drinking as much since I turned 21.
Overheard by: Rogelio
College girl to friend: I wasn't drunk, I was just cheerful.
–Canal St & Mott St
20-something girl on cell: He was drunk and fucking his demon ex-girlfriend.
–181 & Ft. Washington
Guy in dirty army clothes to another: I was still drunk, thank god Dunkin' Donuts was open.
Middle aged guy on cell: That's what happens when you drink, motherfucker! You can't remember shit!
Overheard by: Aron