Young black guy on cell: Okay, okay, okay… What if I told you I have another girlfriend… On the side?
Angry girl on cell: And my other boyfriend is cheating on me with his wife again!
–St. Mark's Place
Overheard by: Joseph O'Connell
Angry woman trying to yell at her husband and not be overheard: You stretched her ass and licked it… Just like you did to me!
–Washington Square Park
Loud guy on phone: I have a very serious question, and I expect a very serious answer. Did you fuck my girlfriend last night?
Overheard by: Mimi
50-something guy to another: That's why I never cheat on my wife, because I know I'd get caught. I just wish she wasn't getting so fat.
–Outside Essex House
Overheard by: NewNewYorker