Professor: Wake your honky ass up and listen to me! Yes, I just said “honky.” Out loud.

–Tisch School of the Arts

Drug dealer to another: Why you sell to black people? Sell to white people – that’s where the money’s at.

–Prospect Park

Black dude to white girlfriend: If you think you’re setting one foot on that boardwalk without putting on this SPF 45, surely you are out of your damn mind.

–F Train

Overheard by: EmLo

Crazy black lady to white lady: This is a white man’s world! I oughta shoot you in the face!

–Duane Reade

Overheard by: rudy STANTZ

Youngster, after being shown trailer for John Lennon biopic Nowhere Boy: Yo – that’s like a white people version of the Biggie Smalls movie.

–AMC Loews Theater, Kips Bay