Woman: I may be looking for one bed partner, but until I find him I’ll settle for many.


Woman on phone: Shaquanda’s a hoe. You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.

–St. George Ferry Terminal

Overheard by: John

Sorority suit to group of frat boy suits: I was in AOPi. They used to call us “AO cream pie.”

–53rd & Park Ave

Overheard by: tommya

Guy to friend: I ran into this girl the other day and she said “you don’t remember me? You fucked me like last week!” so I said “girl, youse a hoe!”

–1 Train

Not-ugly Columbia undergrad outside Pi Kappa frat house: Come on, let me in, I’m a pike slut. Just let me in and I’ll fuck you.

–114th St & Broadway

Bitchy coworker: She was sleeping with so many people that, statistically, someone had to die.

–52nd & 6th

Overheard by: simonfknyc