Guy to woman on park bench: So then I was like, “Okay, it’s vibrating. It’s your turn.”
–108 & Broadway
Overheard by: carol
Guy to date: Anal beads!
–Auction House Bar, Upper East Side
Overheard by: JT
Brother: Hey, sis, fuck any guys in the ass with a dildo lately?
Overheard by: Ry
Guy to friend: Hey man, I always wanted to own a sex shop, spend all day talkin’ to bitches ’bout dill-doez.
Guy, screaming into cell: You don’t have a job, Rita*… you’re sitting at home sucking and fucking a dildo! At least I am out here handing out flyer’s for a living!
–8th & 39th
Overheard by: Becki M