Guy to woman on park bench: So then I was like, “Okay, it’s vibrating. It’s your turn.”

–108 & Broadway

Overheard by: carol

Guy to date: Anal beads!

–Auction House Bar, Upper East Side

Overheard by: JT

Brother: Hey, sis, fuck any guys in the ass with a dildo lately?

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Ry

Guy to friend: Hey man, I always wanted to own a sex shop, spend all day talkin’ to bitches ’bout dill-doez.


Guy, screaming into cell: You don’t have a job, Rita*… you’re sitting at home sucking and fucking a dildo! At least I am out here handing out flyer’s for a living! 

–8th & 39th

Overheard by: Becki M