Span­ish guy to Amer­i­can woman in cafe: Oh, this mu­sic is so great, so sad… Do you know it? It’s a fa­do.
Amer­i­can woman: Oh, that’s nice, where’s it from?
Span­ish guy: From Por­tu­gal, have you ever been there?
Amer­i­can woman: No, I’ve nev­er been any­where south of Texas.

–East Vil­lage