Usher to couple taking pictures: Excuse me, please. If you love Jesus, you’ll stop taking pictures of the chandelier.
Guy on cell: And the Jackie Onassis picture had laser beams for eyes!
–Central Park Reservoir
Hobo, screaming at young female tourist attempting to photograph him: Go ahead, take a picture, bitch! I’ll break that shit. (looks at her companion) That yo man? I’ll break him too!
Overheard by: Mark P
Holidaying mum to teenager: Why do you have to do that? You ruin every freaking picture! Take a nice picture!
Overheard by: katherine Wallace
Teen on cell: I’m gonna take a big dump, send you a picture of it, then you can call me back.