Father to son: Hey! You boy! You don’t work that pole!

–L Train

Overheard by: Sanam

Tranny, wailing to nobody in particular: Women! You don’t have any vagina muscles! You can’t please the men!

–Amsterdam & 96th St

Tall black man: Can you believe that that bitch called me a faggot? A faggot is a little boy, I am a grown ass drag queen. I will put on a wig and some heels and rip that bitch’s throat out!

–34th & 7th

Overheard by: Jade

20-something white girl on phone: Oh my god, guess where I went today… Target! (pause)
It’s in Spanish Harlem. (pause) Yes, I went with someone, I went with this gay guy who acted more of a girl than I did!

–Penn Station

30-something suit on cell: But you know what? (audible snap!) That’s just a good lesson for the trannies!

–A Train

Overheard by: willbnyc