Pretty brunette #1: My parents hate me.
Pretty brunette #2: What do you mean?
Pretty brunette #1: They told me I have to pay for my own gas and insurance! Plus, I already have to pay for my ice skating lessons and my trip to France.
Pretty brunette #2: Didn’t they pay for us to see this show tonight?
Pretty brunette #1: Yeah, but that’s not what I mean!

–Majestic Theatre