Young woman leav­ing Ma­cy’s em­ploy­ee en­trance: Fuck, will you peo­ple just fuck­ing walk!?
Lit­tle boy: Mom­my, why is the elf in dif­fer­ent clothes? And why is she say­ing bad words?
Ran­dom passer­by: It’s be­cause she’s a New York elf.
Lit­tle boy: Oooooooooohh­h­h­h­h­h­hh.
Mom: Shit!
Lit­tle boy: You could be a New York elf!!!!!!

–35th & 7th