Gay guy to hag: My wrist hurts. I think it's from all the Britney.

–23rd & 8th

Overheard by: canyouvoguetoBritney?

Middle aged woman in full snow-Armageddon regalia to MTA worker: You've got to call in that machine over there. It's holding onto credit cards with a death grip. Worse than my aunt. She nearly broke my wrist when she passed last week, god rest. Debit cards aren't safe over there, either.

–42nd St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: Kurt Lindsey

Newyorican woman to friends: And that was the second time he got hit by a train…

–Loisaida

Overheard by: LES

Man with cane trying to exit crowded grocery to woman: Hello! Hello! You like fucking with cripples? Hello!

–57th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Robert

Hobo to chick with right arm in sling: Don't tell me. I know what did that to you… Rough sex.

–Broadway & 4th St

Woman: It was a work-related injury; she twisted her ankle while skipping.

–Maiden Lane & William St.

Overheard by: Theodore Miller