Furious teenage girl to boyfriend: Who's the cantaloupe now, motherfucker?
–Long Island City
Overheard by: Sunny
Man to bodega vendor: What would you get a girl for two dollars? I think I'll go with the grapefruit.
Guy eating watermelon: Fucking seedless, my ass!
Female suit: She was flying down the stairs with her dress up, no panties, half of her ass hanging out, and a banana in her mouth.
–57th St &7th Ave
Overheard by: varumarke
20-something, cheerfully: We make the goo! It's fresh goo, and the strawberries are real!
–Carroll St & Kingston Ave
Overheard by: Scared of the goo!