Gay guy to friend: I was like “bitch, either you got regular flow or heavy flow, which one is it?”
–14th St & Broadway
Blonde on cell: Okay, so when does your period start? (pause) Monday? Okay, that’s great!
30-something on cell: Ugh. Now my periods are like miscarriages.
–Bleecker & Bowery
Woman to cashier: You guys don’t got no air on in here? Mmm-mmmmm. Y’all got menopausal women comin’ up in here? Uh-uh.
–Omega Gourmet Deli, 125th St
Overheard by: Alex G.
Brunette to stranger: Don’t stand too close to me, I’m on my period. And it’s the second day, so it’s a really heavy flow. (guy makes disgusted face) Just kidding, I’m pregnant!
–116 St & Broadway
Overheard by: Natalie