3rd grader to another: Smoking is weird, but holding hands is fucking disturbing.
–Courtyard, New School
Hipster on cell: Whenever I play the piano I get this overwhelming feeling to go to sleep. It’s weird. Happens most when I play Bach.
Girl to group of friends: Is it weird that I’ve had so many threesomes that it’s normal to me now?
–2nd Ave & 4th St
Gay guy to group of friends at bar: It wasn’t the peeing in his mouth, it was only the fact that I had to continue drinking water, and then it felt weird.
Long Island bro to others: Would you rather be raped by Count Chocula or the Lucky Charms guy, the leprechaun… I know that’s a weird question. (awkward pause). Have you ever been tased?
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