Gay man: I think my blood type has recently changed from O positive to Cabernet.
–Greenwich Wine Bar
Overheard by: Bri
Woman with too much makeup on cell: What the fuck is a Demi Lovato? Some kinda sweet wine?
–Limelight Market, 20th St. & 6th Ave.
Overheard by: Manhattman
Coworker: Oooh, I can’t believe I’m going there. I can’t wait to pay $20 for a glass of champagne tonight!
–Office Building, Union Square
Overheard by: cube girl
Guy on cell waiting to cross street: Which kind of art is impressionism? (pause) Oh, yeah, I really like the older stuff. But we should totally go. I bet they’ll have free wine.
–23rd and 7th
Suit on cell: I’m not good at saying this because I am such a hollow and disturbed individual, but… I love you… And that’s not just the wine talking.
–43rd & 9th
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