Tiny boy to another, pointing at crowd exiting the subway station: Look! It’s our audience for the smackdown!
Overheard by: kdice
20-something girl to another: Have you ever seen my legs? My legs will, like, choke you, forever.
Overheard by: Roland McFly
Cop: I’m gonna smack somebody!
Overheard by: chris k.
Angry girl: I didn’t give him a hickey, I just bit him!
–Bowery & 3rd St
Street vendor to customer: My big boy, he’ll beat you up. But he won’t try to hurt you.
–Livingston & Court St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: KP Whitey
Very persistent girl on cell: Come out with me! Get emancipated! Just doctor a video of your parents beating you and get emancipated, and I’ll adopt you, and then we can go out.
–Urban Outfitters, 72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: amalthya