Teen girl to friends: I'm ready to get drunk and make some mistakes this weekend! What up? High five it!

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: ethan

Teen kid to another: I got mad homework… I got my Foot Locker job… I got my girl… Yo, son, you gotta get it done, land that shit in the Hudson, son!

–J Train

Overheard by: Ed O'Neill

Teenage girl: Eww! That's so gross. There's nothing that makes me more uncomfortable than pregnancy, babies, and tourists. Good thing I'm not any one of those!

–1 Train

Teenage boy to friends: You know I've never been grounded? Not even that one time when I hit my dad back.

–4 Train

Overheard by: Evan M

Teen girl to friend: Wait a second… So you can't get pregnant if you're both wearing jeans, right?

–Outside Catholic High School, Queens