Teen girl to friends: I'm ready to get drunk and make some mistakes this weekend! What up? High five it!
Overheard by: ethan
Teen kid to another: I got mad homework… I got my Foot Locker job… I got my girl… Yo, son, you gotta get it done, land that shit in the Hudson, son!
Overheard by: Ed O'Neill
Teenage girl: Eww! That's so gross. There's nothing that makes me more uncomfortable than pregnancy, babies, and tourists. Good thing I'm not any one of those!
Teenage boy to friends: You know I've never been grounded? Not even that one time when I hit my dad back.
Overheard by: Evan M
Teen girl to friend: Wait a second… So you can't get pregnant if you're both wearing jeans, right?
–Outside Catholic High School, Queens