Girl #1: So Jason’s camera got stolen.
Girl #2: So?
Girl #1: So it sucks because he doesn’t have one now and he’ll have to buy a new one.
Girl #2: Look, I know you grew up here and all, but you have to remember I grew up in Detroit, things like that don’t faze us. Tell me something big, like “Jason got shot”, then maybe I’ll listen.

–Chelsea