Student: Guys, who wrote the diary of Anne Frank?
Overheard by: Genald
Chick, reading check after birthday dinner: Damn, who ordered the gratuity? That shit was expensive!
–Busy Restaurant, Meatpacking District
Girl to friend: That’s Broadway… Isn’t that where all the famous people are?
Girl: Is the g train like the short one? Like a short bus?
Overheard by: Bruce Lee
Man in Minnesota twins hat at Pride Parade, watching sequined rainbow flag twirlers, cross-dressed pole dancers and flocks of peacocks: Excuse me, can you tell me what parade this is?
–Christopher & Bleecker
Overheard by: Marilyn