Stu­dent: Guys, who wrote the di­ary of Anne Frank?


Over­heard by: Genald

Chick, read­ing check af­ter birth­day din­ner: Damn, who or­dered the gra­tu­ity? That shit was ex­pen­sive!

–Busy Restau­rant, Meat­pack­ing Dis­trict

Girl to friend: That’s Broad­way… Is­n’t that where all the fa­mous peo­ple are?


Girl: Is the g train like the short one? Like a short bus?


Over­heard by: Bruce Lee

Man in Min­neso­ta twins hat at Pride Pa­rade, watch­ing se­quined rain­bow flag twirlers, cross-dressed pole dancers and flocks of pea­cocks: Ex­cuse me, can you tell me what pa­rade this is?

–Christo­pher & Bleeck­er

Over­heard by: Mar­i­lyn