Student: Guys, who wrote the diary of Anne Frank?

–NYU

Overheard by: Genald

Chick, reading check after birthday dinner: Damn, who ordered the gratuity? That shit was expensive!

–Busy Restaurant, Meatpacking District

Girl to friend: That's Broadway… Isn't that where all the famous people are?

–Chinatown

Girl: Is the g train like the short one? Like a short bus?

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

Man in Minnesota twins hat at Pride Parade, watching sequined rainbow flag twirlers, cross-dressed pole dancers and flocks of peacocks: Excuse me, can you tell me what parade this is?

–Christopher & Bleecker

Overheard by: Marilyn