NYU girl: It smells like some­one’s ass­hole just fell out.

–St. Mark’s

Girl on cell: You smelled good, but, like… Your armpits smelled like sweat.

–Q Train

Over­heard by: Jon A.

Guy to girl: Some­thing smells like shit… I think I for­got to wipe this morn­ing.

–1 Train

Triv­ia night bar pa­tron to his friends: The thing about Sa­van­nah is it’s re­al­ly re­al­ly hot, but it smells like dog shit.

–Pub, Red Hook

Over­heard by: KP Whitey

Woman: It smelled like he had burned a baby’s di­a­per out of his mouth.

–Dempsey’s Pub, 2nd Ave & 4th St

Over­heard by: Eww.