NYU girl: It smells like someone’s asshole just fell out.
Girl on cell: You smelled good, but, like… Your armpits smelled like sweat.
Overheard by: Jon A.
Guy to girl: Something smells like shit… I think I forgot to wipe this morning.
Trivia night bar patron to his friends: The thing about Savannah is it’s really really hot, but it smells like dog shit.
–Pub, Red Hook
Overheard by: KP Whitey
Woman: It smelled like he had burned a baby’s diaper out of his mouth.
–Dempsey’s Pub, 2nd Ave & 4th St
Overheard by: Eww.