Large guy to small Asian woman: So yeah, I guess we’re friends. (pause) You slept with my brother! Why did you do that?
Overheard by: sensing repressed hostility
Male voice: My daughter by her and my son by this other woman are only two weeks apart.
–5th Ave & 32nd St
Man on phone: Hi Mark, it’s Rocco … Your brother.
–Mercer & Bleecker
College guy: I didn’t even know he was my brother until I was 17. He was always at the house, and I just thought he was like this older brother figure. Then I found out he was actually my brother.
Overheard by: Bookgirl