Large guy to small Asian woman: So yeah, I guess we’re friends. (pause) You slept with my broth­er! Why did you do that?

–Co­lum­bia Cam­pus

Over­heard by: sens­ing re­pressed hos­til­i­ty

Male voice: My daugh­ter by her and my son by this oth­er woman are on­ly two weeks apart.

–5th Ave & 32nd St

Man on phone: Hi Mark, it’s Roc­co … Your broth­er.

–Mer­cer & Bleeck­er

Col­lege guy: I did­n’t even know he was my broth­er un­til I was 17. He was al­ways at the house, and I just thought he was like this old­er broth­er fig­ure. Then I found out he was ac­tu­al­ly my broth­er.

–F Train

Over­heard by: Book­girl