Daugh­ter: I’m itchy.
An­noy­ing moth­er: Don’t you dare take off your shoes! I mean it.
Daugh­ter: But I’m itchy!
An­noy­ing moth­er: I al­ready told you–do not take off your shoes!
Daugh­ter: I’m itchy!
An­noy­ing moth­er: Don’t!
Daugh­ter: But I’m itchy!
An­noy­ing moth­er: Do you know why your feet are itchy? Be­cause you don’t eat your veg­eta­bles!

–Q64 Bus

Over­heard by: Re­bec­ca