Daughter: I’m itchy.
Annoying mother: Don’t you dare take off your shoes! I mean it.
Daughter: But I’m itchy!
Annoying mother: I already told you – do not take off your shoes!
Daughter: I’m itchy!
Annoying mother: Don’t!
Daughter: But I’m itchy!
Annoying mother: Do you know why your feet are itchy? Because you don’t eat your vegetables!

–Q64 Bus

Overheard by: Rebecca