Lit­tle boy, notic­ing the hol­i­day snowflake dec­o­ra­tions on street lamps: Mom­my, I know why those are Christ­mas dec­o­ra­tions, not Thanks­giv­ing dec­o­ra­tions.
Mom: Oh? Why’s that?
Lit­tle boy: Be­cause the peo­ple who put up the dec­o­ra­tions don’t cel­e­brate Thanks­giv­ing!
Mom: That is ab­solute­ly right.

–Car­roll Gar­dens

Over­heard by: tay­lor