Guest #1: For me, I'll have the porridge.
Server: Okay, that's comes with almond milk.
Guest #1: So, is that a kind of soy milk?
Server: No. Well, it's like soy milk, I mean, they're made about the same way only this is made with almonds.
Guest #1: So, there is soy in almond milk?
Guest #2: No, she told it was made with almonds.
Server: No, there are no soybeans in almond milk.
Guest #1: Oh, okay. I'll have the porridge.

–Restaurant, Union Square