Girl with big hair: Man, this summer is going to be nuts! I’m going to, like, live in that house! I’m going to pass out in that house!
Overheard by: SuchAmbitiousPlans
20-something professional guy on phone: Look man, all I know is that I blacked out, so whatever happened to her after that is in no way my fault.
–Hudson & Charles
Female college-age brat: My roommates tell me they throw up – I never throw up! I pass out before I throw up.
–10th & Ave A
Conductor: Get your tickets out, before you pass out!
–Grand Central Terminal
Overheard by: Nettle
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