Guy to friend: He's like the size of a small child… Standing on the shoulders of another small child.

–2nd Ave & 9th St

Overheard by: Harrison

Black girl to herself, standing alone in front of a bodega: I'm tall, right?

–West Village

Overheard by: erkala

Teen girl to another: And he was fluffy, all of his hugeness was fluffy…

–Union Square

Overheard by: Anna

Six-foot-four guy: It's not everyday a six-foot-four guy walks into her life.

–8th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation