Guy collecting for United Homeless Organization: Please, ladies and gentlemen, give what you can. Ladies and gentlemen, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda…
Angry lady in front of people calling for donations to the Salvation Army: Oh, no, don't you pull this shit with me!
Black guy manning homeless charity table: Help feed the homeless! (sees hot black chick walking by) Damn, baby!