Teenag­er in over­sized sweat­pants: When I smoke pot, it just helps me un­clench my but­t­hole.

–Sheepshead Bay, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: PO­LA

Un­der­grad: Those were weed brown­ies? That’s why I felt so weird!

–But­ler Li­brary, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Col­lege boy on cell: The way I see it, with the amount of mon­ey I have, I can ei­ther get two pills, which does­n’t even get me that fucked up any­more, or I can just buy a shit­load of weed.

–Port Au­thor­i­ty Bus Ter­mi­nal

Ston­er to or­tho­dox Jew: Hanukkah? Mar­i­juani­ca.

–St. Mark’s Place

Over­heard by: No­ra Claire