Hobo entering train: I just want y’all to know I got a bomb on this train! Ya hear me?! A bomb!
(woman slowly takes out her cell phone)
Hobo: Yo! I got a bomb on this train! Gimme money!
Thug: Yo, man, this dude’s crazy, he ain’t got no bomb! Where is it?!
Hobo: It’s in my pants, mofo!

–6 Train

Overheard by: swizzle