Young suit: I think this is really authentic Italian food, like the kind you find in France.

–Caffe Linda, 49th & Lex

Loud drunk girl: Where the fuck is the train? What is this? Vietnam?!

–PATH

Overheard by: TR

Hippie dude: I've come to realize that Australians are all queer. They just like… Don't fight… And want their moms… And… I can't explain it, man… I think it has something to do with being sent away from England. I can't explain it.

–Union Square

Overheard by: K Melv

Girl: Hello, Soviet gulag. How are you today?

–NYU Dorm

Overheard by: Bruce Lee